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Congratulations Team. We now have the first 100,000 points under our belts.

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It has been good year team. Thanks for all your effort. We'll do even better next year. That 5000 spot is growing closer.

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Way to go team!!!

We have cracked the top 5000 ( #4989). biggrin

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Minnesota Crunchers gives a BIG welcome to Gollumer. Glad to have you on board. hugs

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Thanks! Great to be here, now if we can peer pressure Brink into joining...
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Both you and brink hav some impressive crunching power. I think brink likes it over with the beer guys. I am sure I can learn something from both of you.

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Winter Temps in Minnesota

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the
heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it
gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door
to door.

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the
Mini-Van.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero
on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start
saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late

laughing laughing laughing

-brink
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Always interesting to hear from you Mr. Tastee. You have reminded me of a ditty I used hear sung years ago called "Logger Love"



One day as I was eating my lunch in a small cafe
a forty year old waitress to me these words did say
I see you are a logger
and not a common bum
for no one but a logger
stirs his coffee with his thumb
My lover was a logger
there's no one like him today
If you'd pour whiskey on it
he'd eat a bale of hay
My lover came to see me
'twas on a winter's day
He held me in his fond embrace
which broke three vertebrae
He kissed me when we parted
so hard he broke my jaw
I could not speak to tell him
that he'd forgot his mackinaw
And as the winds grew colder
I watched my lover go
Striding gaily homeward in 48 below
The weather tried to freeze him
It tried it's level best
At 100 degrees below zero
He buttoned up his vest
It froze clear through to china
It froze to the stars above
At a thousand degrees below zero
It froze my logger love
His friends they tried to thaw him
And if you'll believe me sir
They made him into axe heads to cut the Douglas Fir
And so I lost my lover and to this cafe I come
and here I wait 'til someone
Stirs his coffee with his thumb

Author: Unknown

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Congratulations team, we have cracked the top 4000 (#3959)

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Well done biggrin
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